Se vende: Pura Vida!

A Multiple Choice Love story. (Choose your favorite word from within the brackets) We meet a new couple, about our age. "Hello." "(Hello, Hola, Howdy)." "Where are you from?" "(The Divided States (55%), Alemania (25%), Canada (20%)), but we are living here now." "Wow! How long have you been here?" "We came down here on our honeymoon (2, 3, 4) years ago. We thought we'd travel around, but when we saw this place we knew this was it and bought here." "Amazing!" "We are on top of a mountain, just turn up the hill past (the blue church, the third bridge from town, the touristy café). The view is spectacular!" But what is not said is that the road has a 800 meter vertical change in elevation and is "pura shit-a." "You should come over." We accept. Later in the week and early in the day we arrive vowing never to travel their road again, because it almost took out the (transmission, clutch...